The Non-Existent Outdoorsmen

A man of the wild, with a face that's lost in the woods.

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Why he still exists in the woods

His Story

He was once a normal outdoorsman, but a freak accident involving a raccoon and a toaster left him with a face that's more question mark than exclamation mark.

His Goals

To find a way back to the land of the existent, one confused face at a time.

His Methods

By trial and error, mostly error, and a little bit of shouting at trees.

His Progress

He's still here, but the woods are a bit more confusing every day.

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